Party Dress

Dear Nala,

I bought myself a purdy dress! I look so purdy and ladylike. And it matches my sword too! I just wish there was a decent mani-pedi gremlim shop around Stormwind. It's not easy to scrub the dirt accumulated under my fingernails from mining and running those stanky dungeons, like Grim Batol. OMG, I can't entirely describe the stench down there.! Talk about dragon's breath mixed with trogg sweat and charred ass smell.

Anyhoo, I'm heading out shortly to Darnassus and party with the night elves for the Lunar Festival. Mmmmm...nelfs are totally hot. Call me a nelfivore, I don't care. They are my favorite dessert.

I should call my BFF Catiarina. Oh! I have a shmexy black dress for her too! A little on the skanky side, but shmexy nonetheless. She would look awesome in it with her glowy eyes and pale skin. Would she have shoes to go with though? Aaaahhh! Dilemas of being a woman..sigh*

Signed,

-Mavrapia The Pally-

Dummy In Training

Dear Nala,

After arguing with myself for a while, I decided to go visit Mr. Training Dummy, TD for short. So I started off with my Crusader Strike, then Judgement, when I got enough holy power, I turned on Zealotry, then Inquisition, then hit Templar's Verdict! Bam! My DPS was up to 5k!

Before long, I was breaking out a sweat. I felt gooooood! I started to be creative and tried to include some round-house jumps in there. Yeah baby!

I was feeling pretty good about myself. Then this nelf walks up behind me. He didn't even try to be covert at staring at me. Grr... I like it, rawr. I think I may have impressed him or something. Who wouldn't get turned on by a woman beating the shit out of some training dummy.

He gave me that sexy raised eyebrow look. "Hell yeah!", I was thinking to myself, "Ima gonna get me some lovins tonite". I turned to face him, placed my hands on my hip, while I leaned on my battle axe. I gave him my sexiest come-hither-to look. And out of nowhere, BAM! TD's stupid swinging sheild hits me on the back of my head!

Splat went my face on the grass.

Oowww...I thought I was far enough from the dummy.

Am back here in the hunter's lodge, nursing a behemoth knot in the back of my head, and nursing a behemoth tankard of dwarven ale...hic...

Signed,

-Mavrapia The Pally-

Dear Nala

Dear Journal,



Can I call you Nala? Journala sounds too.. bleh. You just have to be female. I can't see myself vaging out to a male, unless they are gay, they might understand..hmm...



Anyway, I'm going to try to journal my adventures outside of raiding or dungeons. Since I suck at dungeons.



First up, I need to visit the training dummies and see how I can improve my rotation. My freaking axe is so big, I have trouble swinging it. LOL. That just sounded too funny; replace Axe with Ass.. hehehe



/Flex



Yeah, need to pump up this bitch.

Signed,

-Mavrapia The Pally