Dear Nala,
After arguing with myself for a while, I decided to go visit Mr. Training Dummy, TD for short. So I started off with my Crusader Strike, then Judgement, when I got enough holy power, I turned on Zealotry, then Inquisition, then hit Templar's Verdict! Bam! My DPS was up to 5k!
Before long, I was breaking out a sweat. I felt gooooood! I started to be creative and tried to include some round-house jumps in there. Yeah baby!
I was feeling pretty good about myself. Then this nelf walks up behind me. He didn't even try to be covert at staring at me. Grr... I like it, rawr. I think I may have impressed him or something. Who wouldn't get turned on by a woman beating the shit out of some training dummy.
He gave me that sexy raised eyebrow look. "Hell yeah!", I was thinking to myself, "Ima gonna get me some lovins tonite". I turned to face him, placed my hands on my hip, while I leaned on my battle axe. I gave him my sexiest come-hither-to look. And out of nowhere, BAM! TD's stupid swinging sheild hits me on the back of my head!
Splat went my face on the grass.
Oowww...I thought I was far enough from the dummy.
Am back here in the hunter's lodge, nursing a behemoth knot in the back of my head, and nursing a behemoth tankard of dwarven ale...hic...
After arguing with myself for a while, I decided to go visit Mr. Training Dummy, TD for short. So I started off with my Crusader Strike, then Judgement, when I got enough holy power, I turned on Zealotry, then Inquisition, then hit Templar's Verdict! Bam! My DPS was up to 5k!
Before long, I was breaking out a sweat. I felt gooooood! I started to be creative and tried to include some round-house jumps in there. Yeah baby!
I was feeling pretty good about myself. Then this nelf walks up behind me. He didn't even try to be covert at staring at me. Grr... I like it, rawr. I think I may have impressed him or something. Who wouldn't get turned on by a woman beating the shit out of some training dummy.
He gave me that sexy raised eyebrow look. "Hell yeah!", I was thinking to myself, "Ima gonna get me some lovins tonite". I turned to face him, placed my hands on my hip, while I leaned on my battle axe. I gave him my sexiest come-hither-to look. And out of nowhere, BAM! TD's stupid swinging sheild hits me on the back of my head!
Splat went my face on the grass.
Oowww...I thought I was far enough from the dummy.
Am back here in the hunter's lodge, nursing a behemoth knot in the back of my head, and nursing a behemoth tankard of dwarven ale...hic...
Signed,
-Mavrapia The Pally-
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