Dear Nala,
I bought myself a purdy dress! I look so purdy and ladylike. And it matches my sword too! I just wish there was a decent mani-pedi gremlim shop around Stormwind. It's not easy to scrub the dirt accumulated under my fingernails from mining and running those stanky dungeons, like Grim Batol. OMG, I can't entirely describe the stench down there.! Talk about dragon's breath mixed with trogg sweat and charred ass smell.
Anyhoo, I'm heading out shortly to Darnassus and party with the night elves for the Lunar Festival. Mmmmm...nelfs are totally hot. Call me a nelfivore, I don't care. They are my favorite dessert.
I should call my BFF Catiarina. Oh! I have a shmexy black dress for her too! A little on the skanky side, but shmexy nonetheless. She would look awesome in it with her glowy eyes and pale skin. Would she have shoes to go with though? Aaaahhh! Dilemas of being a woman..sigh*
I bought myself a purdy dress! I look so purdy and ladylike. And it matches my sword too! I just wish there was a decent mani-pedi gremlim shop around Stormwind. It's not easy to scrub the dirt accumulated under my fingernails from mining and running those stanky dungeons, like Grim Batol. OMG, I can't entirely describe the stench down there.! Talk about dragon's breath mixed with trogg sweat and charred ass smell.
Anyhoo, I'm heading out shortly to Darnassus and party with the night elves for the Lunar Festival. Mmmmm...nelfs are totally hot. Call me a nelfivore, I don't care. They are my favorite dessert.
I should call my BFF Catiarina. Oh! I have a shmexy black dress for her too! A little on the skanky side, but shmexy nonetheless. She would look awesome in it with her glowy eyes and pale skin. Would she have shoes to go with though? Aaaahhh! Dilemas of being a woman..sigh*
Signed,
-Mavrapia The Pally-
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